peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk, via sykobabblebullshit)


35 minutes ago // 270,672 notes
whizzbees:


Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

image

(via this-ismyodyssey)


1 hour ago // 76,990 notes
Young men need to be socialized in such a way that rape is as unthinkable to them as cannibalism. Mary Pipher, Reviving Ophelia (via wetforest)

(Source: larmoyante, via hereiam-iamsam)


1 hour ago // 31,221 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink, via boners-exposed)


1 hour ago // 76,196 notes
getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T

(Source: motsquivont, via myconsciencecallednsickagain)


1 hour ago // 284,880 notes

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

image

(via imgonnabeatyouwitharake)


1 hour ago // 402,141 notes
cursor by onehundred-vicless-nights